Mattel wants a "Chief Uno Player" to hype another of its brands after the "Barbie" movie's success. One can only hope this Uno hype isn't a precursor to an Uno movie. One can only hope this Uno hype isn't a precursor to an Uno movie. Either way, good luck to the Chief Uno Player-to-be. And if you get the job, please be sure to lobby Mattel to keep Uno off the big screen, for all our sakes.

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Persons: Uno, Barbie, we've, Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, one's, There's, anthropomorphized Uno Organizations: Mattel, UNO, Uno, anthropomorphized Locations: New York